5 Questions is an animation Edd made as a response to 1randomfatdude's questions.
Question #1: Uh, this comes from personal experience, but have you ever been attacked by a coca-cola monster before?
- Answer: Edd is shown wearing a T-shirt reading "I was raped by a coca-cola monster". No, I'm pretty sure I would remember being attacked by a GIANT coca-cola monster, it's-it's not one of those things I'd probably soon forget.
Question #2: I know Tom plays the bass, I know Bing plays the drums. Does that make you the lead singer?
- Answer: If I had the guts to stand in stage, then, maybe. But I'm probably the guy in the corner playing KAZOO! (Edd then proceeds to play a short tune on the kazoo) But no, I don't really have any real musical ability... like, at all.
Question #3: Do you want to put me in one of your flash films?
- Answer: No, but I have a feeling I'm going to have to do it anyway, seeing as this is YOUR 5 questions, I guess I'm going to have to anyway. It'd be something like this:
"Hi, I'm a random fat dude, I don't know if you noticed, but I'm called 1randomfatdude! Hehe, it's pretty funny, because I thought of the name all by myself while sitting at my computer one day, and-and-and yeah."
Edd then returns and states: "Well, that was an AMAZING cameo appearance by 1randomfatdude"
Question #4': If Donkey Kong and Ben Folds got in a fight; who would win?
- Answer: Well I haven't really heard very many of Ben Folds songs... so, well whatever, seeing as this is a FIGHT and not about musical talent, I think Donkey Kong would kick Ben Folds's arse, because, for one, he's about the size of two double decker buses!
Question #5: In your own opinion, how would you fend off a zombie horde that has invaded your town?
- Answer: Well you want something that's good for short range combat, which also doesn't need to be reloaded, something like a very big knife, or a fork!... Forks could come in handy. You could really, really do some damage with a fork!... ooh yeah, fork marks in your face, zombie....
- Zombie: Ow.