"Indubitably..." -Most Eddisodes "Edd, there are aliens that abducted us and they're probably going to eat us and I'm too pretty to die!" -Space Face (Part 1), said unusually fast
"Oh my god.... I'm a vampire! Omnomnom."- Matt Sucks
"Guys, I think our house might, MIGHT be a little posessed, or nothing, maybe it's nothing." - Hammer & Fail (Part 2, Rooftop Rumble)
"Not the face!" - Most Eddisodes
"Indubitably."- Zombeh Attack 1, Spares, and Saloonatics
"Boogity Boogity Brains!" - Zombeh Attack 3
"Oh god, I'm OLD!" - WTFuture
"Hey, wait a minuite, why am I on the menu?!" - Hello Hellhole
"Oh God! You gotta help us! Our house is haunted, with a guy who wants to destroy monuments! Does anyone have any spare trousers?" - Hammer & Fail (Part 2, Rooftop Rumble)
"Hey, wait a minute... How can a car fly?" - Zanta Claws II
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" - Space Face (Part 2)
"Ahhh, it burns! nobody told me money can burn!" - Zanta Claws II
"My arm!? Oh, the irony..." - Zombeh Attack 3
"I'll hug 'im and squeeze 'im and call him LEEETLE TOM!" - Fun Dead
"YAY, I'M POPULAR!!" - Space Face (Part 2)
"Come back, ya cowards!" - Zombeh Attack 1
"Are we recording?" - MovieMakers
"Well, if I DO have to give it SOME constructive criticism, I'd say that it's the BEST THING EVER INVENTED by ANYONE EVER!!!" - Hammer & Fail (Part 1, Rival Builders)
"Is my face really getting old?" - Zanta Claws 3
"Oh no. KARMA!!!!"- Hammer & Fail (Part 1, Rival Builders)
"You're expired!" - Hammer & Fail (Part 1, Rival Builders)
"Hey old chums"-Hammer & Fail (part 1,Rival Builders)
"Excuse me, I'm on the Banana." -The End (Part 2)