After Edd brings pizza from Pizza Butt, Edd and the gang are about to watch a movie called "Return of the Insane Zombie Pirates from Hell III". But before the movie can start, the TV screen explodes.
With nothing left to do, Tord wonders if they could ever visit Hell. Edd just laughs it off, but then everyone (except Matt) thinks that would be a great idea. Searching on Google for the tickets to Hell, they click on a link and an elevator from Hell, a.k.a. the Hellevator appears. While waiting in the elevator for a long time, the Hellevator goes at max speed, spinning around and falling down to Hell. Once the elevator lands, they head toward the tourist door. Everyone but Tom enters because the door slams shut before he could get through. Tom enters though another door with a sign saying "Jehovah's Witnesses". The area that he appears in is a white void.
Back with the rest of the gang, they start sightseeing. They see people running around being chased and tortured by demons and visit the Sinner Squishing Room, where a devil squashes sinners with a mallet.
Back at Tom, a pencil suddenly appears and draws a slide a few meters below him. It pushes Tom to fall on the slide, making him slide down the line it drew.
Back at the gang, they decide to get some food from Zombee's Cafe where everyone that works there is a zombie. The menu contains dishes that no one would want to eat. Matt then discovers that he is on the menu. After waiting and ordering drinks, the zombie waiter brings drinks that were actually blood. Matt's drink contained a fresh eyeball. Edd notices Tom missing but then Tom comes out of nowhere falling on the restaurant table.
The gang follows Lucifer to their "personal Hells". Edd's is a broken Coke machine (or a world without Coke). Matt's personal Hell is being surrounded by 5 Edds. Tom's is meeting a black man who is actually an alien. Tord's is a jukebox that plays "Sunshine and Lollipops" by Lesley Gore, no matter what button he pushes. It still plays even after he breaks it.
Before leaving, they buy gifts from the gift shop. The film ends with the gang leaving Hell, and Lucifer says "See you in 6 months!" shocking Tom.
(The eddisode begins with an intro depicting Edd carrying a box of pizza to Tord and Matt, who are boredly watching TV. They open the box to show the title.)
Edd: So, Tord, what movie did you get?
Tord: Oh, it's a classic! Return of the Insane Zombie Pirates from Hell Three!
(Tord throws the DVD to Tom, who catches it. He puts it into the DVD player. The movie begins by showing a logo for Puniversal, however the TV catches fire and breaks.)
Edd: Well that was... eventful. Now what are we gonna do?
Tord: Hmm...Wouldn't be fun if we could go to helllllll?
Edd: Hahaha, yeah. But how would we find out how to get there?
(Suddenly, lightbulbs shine over everyone's heads, except for Matt's, whose head shows a hamster running on a wheel. Cut to the computer screen, specifically Google, where Edd googles "how to get to hell". As everyone is watching around him, he clicks the third result which says "Click here to go to Hell instantly". An elevator for Hell rises out of the ground and into the house.)
Tom: How convenient!
Edd: Let's go to hell!
(Everyone runs into the elevator instantly, except for Matt who walks in with an annoyed face.)
(Everyone stands boredly in the elevator as it moves and calm music plays. Edd looks at his watch. In reality, however, the elevator is dropping very quickly and moving in all directions while rock music plays. The gang is still unphased by this as the calm music continues to play. The elevator finally drops and lets everyone out. The same scenario happens as when they entered, everyone runs out happily while Matt walks out annoyed.)
(Everyone walks to a door which labels as "Tourists" and goes inside, except for Tom, who has to go through a door labeled "Jehovah's Witnesses". )
(When Tom enters the room, it's completely blank.)
Tom: Holy sock puppet in a sausage factory!
(Cut to Edd, Tord, and Matt looking down a cliff. Matt is holding a camera and taking pictures.)
Tord: So this is hell. What a sight.
(Rock music begins to play as the bottom of the cliff is shown to be quite hectic. People with severe injuries are seen running around in fear, one of which is being chased by a devil with a hockey mask and a chainsaw. Another is running from what is assumed to be a dinosaur. In the background, many devils and burning people are seen in fire. Cut to the three watching a devil squash "sinners." Cut again to Tom in the white room. A pen approaches him and draws a line.)
Tom: Uhhhhh.... Okay??
(The pen readies to push him into the line.)
Tom: Hey, hey, what are you doing? Hey, no, don't do that! Stop-OH CRAP! Wooooaaaaahhhhhhh!!
(Tom is now sliding on the line.)
(Cut to the three walking to a café.)
Edd: Hey, let's get something to eat!
(Cut to inside the café, where it's mostly empty. A zombie waiter walks over to them and groans.)
Edd: Yes, thank you, we'd like to see the menu.
(Matt and Tord look at menus.)
Matt: Hey, wait a minute, why am I on the menu?
(Edd closes his menu.)
Edd: I think we'll just order some drinks.
(Cut to Tom still sliding down the line screaming.)
Tom: Aaaaaaahhh! Someone please help me! Aaaaooooh!
(Cut back to the gang in the cafe. The zombie waiter brings them cups of blood. Everyone looks at their drinks suspiciously, with Matt finding an eye in his.)
Edd: Hang on, where's Tom?!
(Tom falls in from the ceiling, still screaming.)
Edd: Oh, nevermind.
(Everyone sits in surprise as Tom is now on the table. Cut to everyone walking into a room labeled "Personal Hells".)
Tom: Hey look, personal Hells!
(As they walk through the room, they are greeted by Lucifer at a lobby desk. Glass is heard breaking.)
Lucifer: Ugh, always tourists, never girl scouts..
(Lucifer stands up.)
Lucifer: I am Lucifer, lord of Hell!
Edd: Can we call you Lucy?
Lucifer: No! Now follow me to your own PERSONAL HELL!
(Cut to Edd approaching his personal Hell. He walks inside to find himself at a cola vending machine. He puts in a quarter for a drink, however, nothing happens. He slams the door shut and shakes with fear. Next is Matt, who is greeted by multiple varients of Edd.)
Edd: Hey, Matt! Hey, Matt! Hey, Matt! Hey, Matt! Hey, Matt!
All Edds: What's up?
(Matt screams as he slams his door shut. He, too, shakes in fear. After Matt is Tom, who is met with a black man.)
Black Man: Hey, I'm a black man-!
Tom: AAAAAHHHHH! Wait, I'm not racist.
Black Man: -from outer space!
(Tom slams his door shut, shaking with fear. Finally is Tord, who is encountered by a jukebox. He presses the play button only to find it plays his most hated song, Sunshine Lollipops. He presses the button again, but it repeats the song. He does this multiple times for the same result. He eventually punches the jukebox until it breaks, muting the song. Just as he smiles with relief, the song begins to play again, catching him by surprise. He slams the door and, like everyone else, shakes with fear. Cut to Lucifer reading a book as the gang walks away, traumatised.)
Lucifer: Don't forget to visit the gift shop!
(After they visit the gift shop, they walk through an exit.)
Demon: Bye-Bye! Visit again soon! Thanks for visiting! See you in six months!
Tom: Wait, what?!
(The demon closes the door.)
- When Edd, Tord, and Matt view the "Sinner Squishing Room #666", Ryan "Noggin" Boylett is seen getting squished by the demon, possibly inferring that Noggin is (or was) a sinner, in the Eddsworld universe, that is.
- The book Lucifer read from was the same book from Zombeh Attack 2.
- The pizza Edd got was from Pizza Butt, a parody of Pizza Hut.
- A side of the pizza box Edd was holding says "Warning: This pizza is bloody hot."
- The intro song is "Misskalculation" by Ruder Than You.
- In this episode, Matt doesn't wear his hoodie or overcoat.
- When the movie was starting, a logo saying Puniversal appears. Puniversal is a parody of Universal, a blockbuster movie-making studio.p
- On the case of "Return of the Insane Zombie Pirates from Hell III", there is a text saying "Not for suitable for children under the age of fourty seven."
- When they were searching "how to get to hell", there is a link saying "Have you seen my sausage?"
- The link they clicked to summon the Hellavator had the number 666 (the devil's number) beneath it.
- The part where Tom was sliding down a slide made by a pencil is a parody of Line Rider.
- The door of the kitchen of Zombee's Cafe had blood flowing out under it, suggesting they use humans in their recipes.
- The board behind the table of the skeleton said "Today's Special: Gargoyle's Tail Soup with Festering Croutons".
- The sign behind Edd and his gang's table said "We have the right to the brains- I mean the right to refuse service to any customer."
- The poster next to the entrance of Personal Hells says "Remember! Seatbelts are for sissies!"
- When the gang is leaving Hell, Edd is wearing a hat saying "I ♥ Hell", Matt is wearing a black shirt that said "hell", and Tord is carrying a bunch of posters.
- The Eddsworld comic "Fresh" has a possible allusion to the "Zombee's Cafe" scene. This is backed up when Matt says "Hey, why am I on the menu?" In the comic, the menu reads "Freshly Caught Matt (while supplies last)".
- When the Demon said "See you in six months." to Tom, it could possibly relate to Zombeh Attack 3, as the same video had been made in the same year.
- On the Newgrounds version, during the loading screen, you can see a demon that resembles Bendee.
- Bordering on reality, the search Edd made via Google UK has the same top two links as in real life if one was to search the same words on Google.
- Edd asks Lucifer if he can call him Lucy. This was similar to Moving Targets, when Edd asked Hilarson if he could call him Hillary. In both scenes, they didn't like the nickname Edd asked.
- Matt has only one line in this episode, which is "Hey, wait a minute. Why am I on the menu?"
- The Hellevator is also in Zombeh Attack 3, being used by Tord's skeleton before getting shot by Tom.
- When the gang enters hell, the song playing in the background is the Inferno Town Theme, which is from "Heroes of Might and Magic III", a PC game released in 1999.
- In The End Part 1, Tord suggests to stay up and watch The Return of the Insane Zombie Pirates From Hell IV. That is probably a reference to this episode since Tord decides to watch The Return of the Insane Zombie Pirates From Hell III.