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Happy Birthday Tord is a music video by Edd Gould uploaded to Newgrounds on September 6, 2005 and later to YouTube on September 6, 2007. It is Edd's earliest animation submission to any site that he uploaded to YouTube.

In the video, Edd, Tom and Matt celebrate Tord's birthday.

Lyrics[]

Once a year we celebrate,

With stupid hats and plastic plates,

The fact that you were able to make

Another trip around the sun!

Grr!

And the whole clan gathers 'round,

And gifts and laughter do abound!

And we let out a joyful sound

And sing that stupid song!

Happy birthday!

Now you're one year older!

Happy birthday!

Your life still isn't over!

Happy birthday!

You did not accomplish much,

But you didn't die this year, I guess that's good enough!

So let's drink to your fading health,

And hope you don't remind yourself,

The chance of finding fame and wealth,

Decrease with every year!

*Gasp*

does it feel like you're doing laps,

And eating food and taking naps,

And hoping that someday perhaps

Your life may hold some cheer!

Happy birthday!

What have you done that matters?

Happy birthday!

You're starting to get fatter!

Happy birthday!

It's downhill from now on!

Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone!

If cryogenics were all free,

Then you could live like Walt Disney!

And live for all eternity,

inside a block of ice!

But instead your time is set.

This is the only life you get!

And though it hasn't ended yet,

Sometimes you wish it might!

Happy birthday!

You wish you had more money!

Happy birthday!

Your life's so sad, it's funny!

Happy birthday!

How much more can you take?

But your friends are hungry, so just cut the stupid cake!

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